Fucking Trash GreenCloud – Stay the Hell Away From This Piece-of-Shit Provider greencloudvps.com. Absolute Garbage GreenCloud, Total Fucking Trash.

On July 3, 2026, I jumped on the bandwagon and bought the CN Premium Optimized – CN Premium Optimized Plan Mini (Singapore) from greencloudvps.com for $25 a month.

At first I was pretty happy and even posted that “GreenCloud is expensive for a reason.”

Then this piece of shit machine showed its true colors after just a few days.

SSH on port 22 keeps randomly dropping. After about 20 minutes of use it just cuts the connection, then sits there dead for around 30 seconds before coming back. During those dozens of seconds you can’t even reconnect. It’s been almost 20 days now, happens every single fucking day, like a timed bomb.

At first I thought it was my own network, because $25 a month isn’t cheap, so I figured I should troubleshoot everything myself. Switched OS, changed ports, switched to SSH keys, disabled fail2ban, turned off the firewall, tried different protocols and clients… tried every damn thing. Complete waste of time. Even just using it for basic internet access it can’t last 20 minutes.

Opened tickets several times. The support is a bunch of braindead robots who only stare at the MTR report. MTR looks fine so they just dump the whole blame on me, say it’s my side, no refund. I don’t speak English well so I used AI to make the ticket clearer for them, and these assholes actually used “you used AI” as an excuse to brush me off.

I’m fucking done. Spent $25 on this constantly disconnecting piece of garbage that’s worse than a $0.5/month Cloudnium VPS, and the support acts like they don’t give a shit. This level of service really matches the price tag.

I thought paying more would at least get me something stable. Instead I got a timed-disconnect piece of junk. Putting this on record here to warn anyone coming later — don’t buy GreenCloud, don’t buy this fucking trash.